Not all tie dye is worn by burned out hippies and grandmas in the Pacific Northwest. Only about sixty percent. Of the remainder, about 25% is worn by cool girls, 14% by dudes, and with any luck at all, 1% will be worn by dogs.
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR DOG UNATTENDED WEARING A HARNESS: Wolfgang harnesses are NOT indestructible. Based on the design of the Wolfgang Comfort Harness, we recommend that it be used for walks and then promptly removed. Since the harness is designed to ride lower on the chest, rather than around the neck, dogs are able to get their mouths around portions of the harness and chew through, it takes just a few seconds! Dogs' teeth are designed to chew through bones, sinew, cartilage, and other tough materials, so webbing is really no match.